Q: How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Q: What did one ghost say to another ghost?
A: “Do you believe in people?”
Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?
A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?
A: He had no body to dance with.
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