Get Your Dugome Money TODAY, Before It's Too Late (Fiction Writing Ahead)

In recent loan appointments with new clients, I have received comments on the different Blog posts these clients have read of mine. Many times they mentioned that they enjoyed reading them and liked the sparing humor I sprinkle into them. That is my goal after all. I know reading mortgage "jargon" is not always the most interesting read to everyone else like it is to me. So, that is the twist I throw into it. See what I do for my readers? Goooooooosh! ha ha
In a recent email to my friends outside the mortgage world that I have stayed in touch with through Middle School, High School, and College, we joked around about the recent Shuttle event. (Two of them are brothers that work for BAE Systems and Lockheed Martin...Google those companies and see their purpose and you'll know why we got into an email about such Shuttle talk). I made a mortgage joke that I thought my Blog readers might enjoy. I would like to have just jumped in and wrote this Blog AS IF I was really advertising for a real scenario, but I am consistently surprised at the serious stand so many random Blog readers take on everything they read. So, my preface here is to announce that this is ALL A JOKE!

Home Owners in Frisco and the surrounding Collin County area have received hard evidence through undisclosed sources that life as we know it on Earth will soon change, as reports from the undisclosed source reveals from research and findings recently brought to Earth on the yesterday's return trip from the moon by Shuttle Astronauts. Global warming will soon be termed Global Burning as to it's now realized inevitable affect on our planet, and the demand for underground living has only recently become real in Collin County. Residence have begun cashing out the equity in their homes to afford the cost of digging and moving all personal belongings including pets into their new underground homes. Residence who have invested in rental properties are even finding that they have enough money after cashing out the equity in their investment homes to put sky lights in their Dugomes (term used when you put Homes and Dugouts together)that just pierce the Earth's surface to allow natural light in. (See, I tell all my clients to invest in rentals and nobody listens...no natural light for you in your Dugome)
Before the banks realize what is real in the future and decide to "cashout" on this themselves, please call Brad Lynch for your Dugome moneys today. Disclosure in small writing: you must have at least 40% equity in your home to get exclusive dugome cashout rates.

Picture below of recently found Mars Alien from recent shuttle trip...or maybe it's just a picture of My Little Alien that love pancakes and Carebears.