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Monday, September 28, 2009

Halloween Riddles

Posted by Brad Lynch
Q: How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.

Q: What did one ghost say to another ghost?
A: “Do you believe in people?”

Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?
A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?
A: He had no body to dance with.
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In 2002, Brad Lynch began energetically consulting families in finding the right mortgage plan for their needs. In the beginning years, he was trained by a mentor who led by example, and this example was the epitome of integrity. Brad learned in the beginning by his mentor that many prospects may not consciously see what good intentions he has for them, do to the “wrap” many have caused w/in this industry, but always do what is right for the customer and in the end it will payoff. Integrity coupled with an energetic nature to nurture relationships, Brad has created clients for life. Through these clients for life, referrals have become the lifeblood of his business.